As I was heading out the door today to perform the great American privilege of voting, I glanced back to notice my pet monkey, Chip Dip. He was on his knees and had a look on his face that seemed to say ‘please, take me with you’ (that or he was looking for something). I was … Continue reading
Well I voted and it looks like I scored about 80%. I’ll take a B. Maybe with a grade like that they might think about putting me on the ballot next time. Or perhaps making me a proposal. Speaking of proposals, I found that prop. 6 seemed a little out of place. Why would I … Continue reading