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How my Puerto Rican Catch Phrase Nearly Destroyed My Life

The first thing I was told upon my arrival to Puerto Rico was that I must try the cuisine. “Land the plane please!”  I shouted up to the cockpit. One of my pet peeves is when pilots tell me what to do, because, trust me, they’re the last ones to take advice when you approach … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Visited The Office

Movie Star Brad Pitt came by the office recently to shoot a film.  I knew the ladies at work would be upset they missed seeing this ‘Hollywood hunk’ so I kept the following journal, carefully detailing Pitt’s visit so they would feel as if they were there. Dear Ladies, As you may have heard, Brad … Continue reading

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