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How I may have made things worse for Kristen Stewart

Over the weekend, I was contacted by actress Kristen Stewart. She told me she needed someone who could write a persuasive letter, one that could convince her lover Robert Pattinson, out of breaking up with her for cheating on him with a married man.  I informed Stewart that I hadn’t heard anything about these cheating … Continue reading

The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined The Twilight Series

A few years back, I dated a woman who was a huge fan of the Twilight series, for some reason. She had brought a copy of the movie over to my house to watch, despite the fact that I had repeatedly voiced concerns that it would give me nightmares and I wouldn’t be able to … Continue reading

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