If I were God, every now and again I would have trees blast off into outer space, but I would make it so only one person could see what was happening. Then when that person goes to tell everyone about it, no one believes him and he gets accused of illegal lumberjacking. Then, during his trial, just … Continue reading
When I die, I hope I come back as a tree. A mighty oak tree, that can run and dance and talk and shoot baskets.
There are many stories about ole Paul Bunyan and his noble four-legged beast, Babe the Blue Ox, that have been shared by a flickering campfire for generations. We, here at the Army of Awesome People, continue to be the benefactors of many exclusive, rare and never-before-seen journals, which we are grateful to accept. Paul Bunyan’s … Continue reading