Movie star Brad Pitt recently stopped into a gas station where I was filling up. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person thrice, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, and once more at the coffee shop, the experience was no … Continue reading
On the way home today, I passed by a church with a sign outside that read “Free Trips To Heaven, Details Inside.” Curious, I pulled into the parking lot and walked in. “What about these free trips to Heaven?” I asked the pastor. “Yeah,” The pastor replied, pulled out a gun and shot me.
I was lost in the Big City, okay. I’m not proud of it but I feel I need to be honest. My travels brought me to a quaint little diner on the corner of First and First. I am not generally accustomed to what goes on in a diner and it was apparent right from … Continue reading
Dear Tim, I am a great admirer of your posts. But imagine the torrent of emotion I experienced when a notification with the title: ‘Sucker I removed from Armageddon is growing’ appeared in my mail box and it turned out NOT to be one of yours. Apart from the natural disappointment I felt, having had … Continue reading
Sometimes I like to close my eyes and daydream that I am on a sandy beach with a warm breeze a’blowin. Unfortunately that is when I wake up and find my room filled with sand and I have cuddled up with the hair dryer again. It was during one of these instances that I realized … Continue reading
If your boss is drunk by lunch and invites himself on vacation with you to your buddy’s cabin and insists on going no matter what you say, here is some advice. Tell him he can go with you and that you will call him later with the address, but the cell phone service is spotty at … Continue reading
Movie Star Brad Pitt came by the office recently to shoot a film. I knew the ladies at work would be upset they missed seeing this ‘Hollywood hunk’ so I kept the following journal, carefully detailing Pitt’s visit so they would feel as if they were there. Dear Ladies, As you may have heard, Brad … Continue reading