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How I may have made things worse for Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ November 13, 2012 ⋅ 12 Comments

Recently I was contacted by actress (?) Selena Gomez. She told me she had planned to write a letter, breaking up with her boyfriend Justin Bieber, but heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities (Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake). Gomez asked me if I would write the breakup letter for … Continue reading →

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Pulled Into The Gas Station

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ July 9, 2012 ⋅ 16 Comments

Movie star Brad Pitt recently stopped into a gas station where I was filling up. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person thrice, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, and once more at the coffee shop, the experience was no … Continue reading →