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Fun With News Headlines – Volume 8

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Report: Spears Responsible For … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 7

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: McDonald Nominated To State Supreme Court Hagel Draws Fire For … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 5

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Butler Takes Down Indiana Obama Mulls New Cabinet Picks Man Arrested … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines- Volume 4

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Fighter Throws Brutal Right Hook To Knock Out Manny Fox Shows … Continue reading

The Hawk That Follows Me Around And Highlights My Mistakes

When I was about fifteen years old, I woke up to hear a strange sound coming from the backyard. I went out to investigate, only to find a baby hawk, injured.  It had fallen from the tree above and what appeared to be the bird’s mother was tending to it. I watched for a couple … Continue reading

7 Mishaps At The Closing Ceremonies Of The 2012 Olympics

–          One of the Spice Girls broke her hip and another lost her dentures during a performance of ‘Wannabe’ –          The “attention ladies and gentlemen, the London Summer Games will be closing in 15 minutes. Please finalize your athletic events” announcements over the loudspeaker were unnecessary and unsanctimonious. –          The James Bond stunt involving the … Continue reading

7 Little Known Facts About The Summer Olympics

–          The final medal count between the nations is an accurate indication of who would win in a war. –          Al-Qaeda has been trying to get representation at the Olympics for years and actually has a decent swim team –          Although the 2012 games are referred to as the XXX Olympic games, the Olympic committee … Continue reading

The XXX Summer Olympic Games

I, like any good American, have kept a close eye on the comings and goings of our athletes in this XXX Summer Olympic Games.  I do have to say that I was expecting a little something different. First off, I’m surprised that there are so many clothes being worn.  I guess it is a couple … Continue reading

2012 Olympics: Top 10 Michael Phelps Excuses

A stunning defeat this weekend for American superstar swimmer Michael Phelps. Phelps was trounced in the highly anticipated match-up against Ryan Lochte in the 400-meter individual medley. While Lochte won the gold, Phelps placed a distant 4th and could barely pull himself from the pool.  We caught up with Phelps from our media base in London … Continue reading

How My Pet Monkey Cost Us The Championship

Over the weekend, my softball team had the honor of playing in our league’s championship game. The match-up was to take place in a hostile environment, our opponent’s home park. Our team took the field to boo’s from the crowd. I dusted off the pitcher’s mound, knowing it was going to be a long nine innings with no … Continue reading

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