science

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WordPress Is A Giant Black Hole: A Scientific Study

Posted by List of X ⋅ September 25, 2013 ⋅ 13 Comments

Introduction: Until recently, scientists assumed that time on Earth flows linearly. However, a few days ago, I’ve discovered a temporal-flow paradox in the time-space continuum, when I noticed that the time I spend on my blog is simultaneously “too much” and “not enough”. This type of paradox can only occur when time flow is not … Continue reading →

Stealing My Ideas For Inventions

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ November 9, 2012 ⋅ 1 Comment

I am so sick and tired of people stealing my ideas for inventions. Last night I was watching TV and this commercial came on that took my idea for a giant shower head built into the ceiling. Then I changed the channel and a commercial came on that stole my idea for bears that can … Continue reading →

But He Gets Great FM Reception

Posted by Jason Gooley ⋅ June 26, 2012 ⋅ Leave a comment

I was cleaning out my basement and you’ll never believe what I found. 37 cents, that’s what! I knew you wouldn’t believe me, as I stated above. So what’s the deal with this whole “myspace” thing. I hear it’s pretty popular with the kids. How do I get on it? It all seems a little … Continue reading →

8 Signs The Moon Is Super

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ May 6, 2012 ⋅ 5 Comments

Over the weekend, a so-called ‘Super Moon’ lit up the night skies around the world. If you’re like me, you’ve been unable to sleep, due to the blinding moon beams blazing through your window. However, a lot of people didn’t notice any difference between the ‘Super Moon’ and a regular moon. Here are 8 signs … Continue reading →