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The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Came To My Halloween Party
Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt and I attended the same Halloween party. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas station, at the beach, … Continue reading
Rejected BuzzFeed Quiz Questions
Nothing is more popular on Facebook than those BuzzFeed Quizzes. Thanks to those tests, I now know that if I were in Star Wars, I would be Darth Vader due to my fondness for 90’s alternative music and the color black, or that I would be a German Shepherd had I been a dog due … Continue reading
The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Stopped By The Bar
Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt stopped by the bar where I was enjoying an evening with some friends. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times; first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, … Continue reading
The 12 worst historical inaccuracies in Bill O’Reilly’s ‘Killing Lincoln’
Bill O’Reilly is no stranger to controversy, but this time it’s his book that’s under fire. O’Reilly’s best-seller ‘Killing Lincoln’ has been banned from many popular Lincoln attractions, due to what his critics call ‘inaccuracies.’ O’Reilly is defending his work, saying the mistakes are minor and that his enemies are trying to slow his book … Continue reading
The Rejected First Draft Of Target CEO’s Apology Letter
The Target corporation finds itself amid a PR nightmare.110 million of its customers may have had their personal information exposed to thieves due to that security breach. The company’s new CEO is sending out a letter to customers, assuring them that the company is taking steps to protect them. Unfortunately, the first draft of the letter didn’t go … Continue reading
9 Excuses from the lion-killer lady
Melissa Bachman, a Minnesota-based TV host and hunting star sparked outrage a few days ago when she posted the this picture of herself, posing with a lion she had just shot and killed in South Africa. The photo has gone viral and inspired a global petition to have Bachman banned from the country. Bachman, not backing … Continue reading
8 Reality Shows That Are Just Too Good For TV
There are so many reality shows on TV already, but not many of them are actually watchable. At the same time, I could suggest a few new reality show concepts that could be just as entertaining as anything on TV, but most likely will never be developed, because these ideas are just too good for … Continue reading
WordPress Is A Giant Black Hole: A Scientific Study
Introduction: Until recently, scientists assumed that time on Earth flows linearly. However, a few days ago, I’ve discovered a temporal-flow paradox in the time-space continuum, when I noticed that the time I spend on my blog is simultaneously “too much” and “not enough”. This type of paradox can only occur when time flow is not … Continue reading
Studio Executives Reject My ‘The Smurfs 2’ Script
With the film ‘The Smurfs 2′ doing well in theaters all across the nation, I cannot help but feel a little bittersweet. You see, I made a push to write the second installment of this franchise. Unfortunately, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work, as you can see from their notes outlining their … Continue reading
10 Signs Of Zombie Apocalypse In The Smartphone Age
Many of us spend so much time staring at our smartphones that we don’t notice anything that’s going on around us. So if Zombie Apocalypse were to happen while you are staring into your phone, it would be hard to notice it. Luckily, there are telltale signs you can watch out for on social networks, … Continue reading
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