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A Day Filled With Zombies And Robots
I was at one of those party supply stores when a most peculiar thing happened. I had to get to some paper plates. They happened to be right in front of what I presumed to be a sales clerk who was stocking the shelves. I kind of made my way over there making it apparent … Continue reading
oosevelt Is Now Fun Size
As you might have guessed, I have again modified my robot, oosevelt. I felt that it was necessary to knock him down a couple of pegs. Not only is he now a much more manageable size, but I have given him a little bit of a frown and made his eyebrows kind of slanty so … Continue reading
Troy And oosevelt, Sitting In A Baum
Ah yes, the winds of change. They are stinky. Take, for instance, the fact that I think Troy and oosevelt are plotting against me. There is a good possibility that they may be the same person/robot. If I were to put them side by side, the comparisons are astounding. oosevelt’s shaped like a refrigerator with … Continue reading
But He Gets Great FM Reception
I was cleaning out my basement and you’ll never believe what I found. 37 cents, that’s what! I knew you wouldn’t believe me, as I stated above. So what’s the deal with this whole “myspace” thing. I hear it’s pretty popular with the kids. How do I get on it? It all seems a little … Continue reading
Help Me, Help You Avoid Another Catastrophe
I have made a few modifications on my robot, oosevelt. I fear that I have made him far to big and far to menacing. With the problems that the two of us have been having, I don’t know if it was a good idea to give him a giant eye that also acts as a … Continue reading
My Robot Roosevelt Predicts The Future
I would like everyone to take a moment and stop. While you are stopped, why don’t you all collaborate and listen. I am back, and I’ve brought a brand new invention. It’s actually just an improvement on an invention I’ve already created. You all probably remember my robot. If you recall, I had named him … Continue reading
Spiders And Robots Living Together
Is it just me, or is everyone else constantly being swarmed by bugs? For my regular readers, this isn’t really a new topic. It seems that every time I try to enjoy the outdoors, I get sucker-punched by a bunch of gnats that have come together in the form of a giant boxing glove. You … Continue reading
Is This The First Step In A Robotic Uprising?
I think it is completely unfair when someone gets mad at a computer and then takes it out on the monitor. A monitor, as we all know, is just a patsy. It is manipulated by the computer like a puppet and we just sit back and laugh. “Oh just look at how funny it is … Continue reading
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