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If I were God

If I were God, every now and again I would have trees blast off into outer space, but I would make it so only one person could see what was happening. Then when that person goes to tell everyone about it, no one believes him and he gets accused of illegal lumberjacking. Then, during his trial, just … Continue reading

The Final Judgement

When this life is over and all of the crappy things I’ve ever done are made known to all, I hope they don’t focus in on all of the times I’ve done something crappy and my fly was down, cause that would make it a hundred times worse.

Tim’s Diary: Get Back Down There Devil!

6/6/2006, Dear Diary, Today bared the dreaded date, 6/6/06, which sparked concerns that the devil may make an appearance.  I, like many, had scoffed at this notion, until I saw the face of Lucifer himself. I was talking my daily stroll down the sidewalk when suddenly, I slammed right into something. “What the…”  I shifted my … Continue reading

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