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10 Still Relevant Tips On Dating
Now I may have been out of the game for the last decade or so, but I can still offer some great dating advice. I can’t imagine that much has changed since I was last on the scene. Here are some quick tips that you might want to keep in your back pocket, if you … Continue reading
Is That Your Title, Jim?
Everything was going Jim’s way. He was sitting next to a beautiful woman. They were on their second drink. She was laughing at his jokes and making jokes about his laugh. “So, what do you do?” she said, taking a sip of her martini. This was the moment Jim had been waiting for. The reason … Continue reading
The Frustrated Bird Caller
If you’re a bird caller, probably the most frustrating thing is when the girl you’re out with starts talking about her friend Caw and you ask “Caw who?” and the restaurant is suddenly flooded with crows and owls.
8 Ways To Make Your Valentine’s Day Fun
A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about the ways to make your funeral fun. If there is ever another day that’s filled with emotion yet short on fun, it must be Valentine’s Day. “But isn’t Valentine’s Day fun?”, you may ask. Well, face it, it may be a day of celebrating love, or a day … Continue reading
10 More Pick-Up Lines That Could Lead To Disaster.
It seems like almost every year around Valentine’s Day, I get emails from guys telling me they’ve found a pick-up line they want to use on a girl, but would like my approval first. Last year, I told you about ten pick-up lines that could lead to disaster. Well, this year, I’ve discovered ten more: 1.) … Continue reading
How I may have made things worse for Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez
Recently I was contacted by actress (?) Selena Gomez. She told me she had planned to write a letter, breaking up with her boyfriend Justin Bieber, but heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities (Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake). Gomez asked me if I would write the breakup letter for … Continue reading
The Joys Of Being Married To Me. Chapter 34: The Day After Halloween
“We only had one trick-or-treater last night,” I told Karen, “a little boy dressed as Darth Vader.” “Is that Bev’s kid?” she asked. “No,” I replied, “It’s the bad guy from Star Wars.”
Dave & The Devil
The below story is an excerpt from ‘Sketch Night: 10 Comedy Skits For Teens’ by Tim Kochenderfer, available through Brooklyn Publishers: When he was seventeen years old, Dave would have given anything for just one kiss from Judy Johnson. “Id give anything for just one kiss from Judy Johnson,” Dave would often say to himself. … Continue reading
The Joys Of Being Married To Me: Episode 27 – Travel
Me: Hey, pack some workout clothes for Puerto Rico Karen: Good idea. Are we running there? Me: No, we’re taking a plane.
An Awkwardly, Humbling Experience……..But Really Just Awkward
I cried when I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet and I was just kind of straight-faced. He gave me a pair of shoes that didn’t fit me. Apparently he once had really small feet. For a man that is. Not like freakishly small……..Maybe like an 8, or something. … Continue reading
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