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I’m Going To Get You – An Open Letter To My Car’s Bluetooth

Dear Bluetooth, Our relationship has been rocky from the start. First of all, I lost touch with my friend Hansel because of you.  You wouldn’t permit me to call him. Below is an example of one of my attempts: Me: Call Bluetooth: Call using Tim’s phone, please say the name tag Me: Hansel Bluetooth: Cancel. … Continue reading

The Frustrated Dictator

If you’re a dictator, probably the most frustrating thing is when you send your main General a text message ordering him to gather 100 slaves and auto-correct changes the word “slaves” to “plates.”

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Divided and/or Conquered

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