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The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined Christmas Eve
Some years ago, a girl I was dating had asked for a very popular and hard to come by pair of jeans for Christmas. I had searched store, after store, after store trying to track down just one pair, to no avail. Christmas Eve was finally upon us and I had to opt for a … Continue reading
The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined The Twilight Series
A few years back, I dated a woman who was a huge fan of the Twilight series, for some reason. She had brought a copy of the movie over to my house to watch, despite the fact that I had repeatedly voiced concerns that it would give me nightmares and I wouldn’t be able to … Continue reading
My Pet Monkey Ruined My Kitchen
Last night I returned home after a grueling day at work to find my kitchen had been ransacked. There were pots and pans strewn about and everything was coated in a thick layer of flour. I walked, dazed, into the living room to see more of the same. Everything coated in flour. I returned to … Continue reading
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