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Sinking Like A Bronze Balloon

He couldn’t believe that he was at the Olympics.  And what’s more is that this dive could win him the gold medal.  He only had to concentrate.  If he executed this dive correctly, his name would go down in history. “CANNONBALL!!!!” the diver screamed at the top of his lungs.  He then plummeted through the … Continue reading

7 Mishaps At The Closing Ceremonies Of The 2012 Olympics

–          One of the Spice Girls broke her hip and another lost her dentures during a performance of ‘Wannabe’ –          The “attention ladies and gentlemen, the London Summer Games will be closing in 15 minutes. Please finalize your athletic events” announcements over the loudspeaker were unnecessary and unsanctimonious. –          The James Bond stunt involving the … Continue reading

7 Little Known Facts About The Summer Olympics

–          The final medal count between the nations is an accurate indication of who would win in a war. –          Al-Qaeda has been trying to get representation at the Olympics for years and actually has a decent swim team –          Although the 2012 games are referred to as the XXX Olympic games, the Olympic committee … Continue reading

The XXX Summer Olympic Games

I, like any good American, have kept a close eye on the comings and goings of our athletes in this XXX Summer Olympic Games.  I do have to say that I was expecting a little something different. First off, I’m surprised that there are so many clothes being worn.  I guess it is a couple … Continue reading

2012 Olympics: Top 10 Michael Phelps Excuses

A stunning defeat this weekend for American superstar swimmer Michael Phelps. Phelps was trounced in the highly anticipated match-up against Ryan Lochte in the 400-meter individual medley. While Lochte won the gold, Phelps placed a distant 4th and could barely pull himself from the pool.  We caught up with Phelps from our media base in London … Continue reading

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