new years

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How My Pet Monkey Ruined New Years

As the new year approaches, I cannot help but think of a fateful New Year’s Eve past, spent by the fireplace with my pet monkey, Chip Dip.  For the longest time, we just sat quietly in our respective arm chairs, he in his smoking jacket and I in my robe, privately reflecting on the past, present and future, … Continue reading

2012: A Look Into The Future At The Most Shocking Headlines In The Year Ahead

Osama bin Laden’s Ghost Wreaking Havoc Across The Middle East Kardashian Wins Presidency In Landslide Election Hurricane Issac – Turns out to have just been a Guy in a Hurricane Costume.  FEMA Furious. Kim Jong Il To World – I’m Not Dead You Idiots! North Korea – Who Did We Bury?! Long Awaited Kevin Federline … Continue reading

The 11 worst urban legends of 2011

As 2011 draws to a close, most of us will spend time reflecting on what we’ve learned as we head into the new year.  Unfortunately, most of what you’ve learned probably isn’t true.  2011 has been a terrible year in terms of urban legends.  We in the Army of Awesome People sent our science team out to compile the worst myths … Continue reading

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