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8 Signs That Magicians Find You Boring
If you’re like me, you often find yourself locked in conversation with magicians. But, have you ever stopped to ask yourself, is this individual actually interested in what I have to say? More often than not, the answer is no. Here are 7 signs that you are boring a magician: -During your conversation, he disappears … Continue reading
5 Other Tasteless Messages Left By Justin Bieber In Guest Books
Pop star Justin Bieber created a fire storm this weekend, when he left the following message in the guest book after visiting the Anne Frank House Museum: ‘Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.’ While many were shocked and outraged, unfortunately, this is not the first time Bieber has left a … Continue reading
How I May Have Made Things Worse For Justin Bieber
Over the weekend, I was contacted by Justin Bieber’s people. They informed me that their client is facing scruitiny from fans for his inability to be punctual/conscious at concerts. They had heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities in crisis(Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Psy) and asked if … Continue reading
How I May Have Made Things Worse For Rapper Psy
Over the weekend, I was contacted by agents representing South Korean Rapper Psy. They informed me that their client is under fire for a song he performed in 2004 encouraging the murder of Americans. They had heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities in crisis(Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake, Selena … Continue reading
The Frustrated Snake Charmer
I bet probably the most frustrating thing for a snake charmer is when you’re about to begin the snake charming process and some idiot in a sports car drives by blasting snake charming music that is way too fast and your snake bolts up to the lid of the basket and is knocked unconscious.
An Oktoberfest Miracle!
Over the weekend, I decided to celebrate my German heritage by participating in an Oktoberfest with my fellow Army of Awesome People writer Jim and some other friends at a German bar in Detroit. There was German Food, German Beer and eventually a German band took the stage and broke out into the popular “Roll … Continue reading
Watch Out For Other People’s Other Hands
We have enrolled our daughter into a music program. This is the third semester of it. Basically it involves a lot of simple songs with simple instruments. If my daughter is ever unable to attend a class, I probably won’t end up going either. I feel that I already know most of the songs anyways. … Continue reading
Please Read Before Trying To Turn Your Car Into A Transformer
It probably comes as a shock to no one that I have been trying to turn my car into some workable form of a Transformer. My first attempt at this resulted in getting the transforming part right (the sound effects and everything) but when it was finished, my car had transformed into a garden hose with … Continue reading
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Ted Nugent Explains Violent Political Comments
(It’s been a rough week for the Secret Service. First, a prostitution scandal has cast a shadow over the agency and has wrecked the Secret Service’s reputation for being good tippers. On top of that, they had to interview Ted Nugent, after the ‘Motor City Mad Man’ told the NRA he will be “dead or in jail” if … Continue reading
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