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Happy President’s Day Eve

A while back, you may have read that I was seeking a patent for smithereens.  While this may be a bold-faced lie, it also might not be. Now that we have that cleared up…….Happy President’s Eve!!!!  While not my favorite holiday, I get paid pretty well to work it.  And, on that day alone, they pay … Continue reading

My Idea For The Sequel To ‘Gravity’ – Or – Gravity II – Or Gravity TWO

EXT. SPACE – NIGHT The scene picks up right where GRAVITY (part 1) left off; with George Clooney tumbling, shipless, through space.                                    GEORGE CLOONEY (screaming) Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndra!!!! I’ll get you!!! Whoaaaaaa!!!!!!!                Pull back to reveal George is careening towards a planet. George turns back and notices this.  He begins paddling his arms frantically, as … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Stopped By The Bar

Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt stopped by the bar where I was enjoying an evening with some friends. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times; first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, … Continue reading

10 Worst Inaccuracies In The Hollywood Movie “Noah”

This weekend, I have watched the movie Noah, and I have enjoyed the movie immensely. The movie was pretty close to the book, but I’ve noticed that the movie studio took quite a few liberties with the story. I did notice a few inconsistencies and disagreements with the original Biblical tale. So, at the risk of giving … Continue reading

The 9 Biggest Disappointments In The Sixth Rocky Film

With the Oscars last night, now is the perfect time to go back through cinema history and take a look at some of the classics.  I decided to begin my journey by watching a film that movie buffs are always shocked to hear I have never seen, the sixth and arguably the best film in the Rocky series, … Continue reading

10 problems with the first draft of the “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” TV Special

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” has been a TV Christmas classic for the past 47 years.  It is one of the longest running holiday specials, but as you are about to see, the show almost never got the approval needed to make it to air.  Just in time for the holidays, we got our hands on … Continue reading

The Time I Really Offended The Blair Witch

Perhaps my most terrifying investigation took place as my partner and I were looking into the disappearance of three young filmmakers who went missing while shooting a documentary on the legend of the Blair Witch.  After months of no leads, hikers had stumbled upon the trio’s video tape.  Its contents were horrifying. “I don’t know how much more … Continue reading

Studio Rejects My ‘Gravity’ Pitch

With the film ‘Gravity’ getting great reviews at the box office this weekend, I can’t help but feel a little bittersweet.  You see, I was originally set to write this film.  However, as you can see from the below notes on my script, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work. p.2 – There aren’t … Continue reading

Studio Rejects My Insidious: Chapter 2 Script

With the film ‘Insidious: Chapter 2’ hitting number one at the box office this weekend, I can’t help but feel a little bittersweet.  You see, I was originally set to write this film.  However, as you can see from the below notes on my script, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work. p. 1 … Continue reading

10 People We Would Rather See Play Batman Than Ben Affleck

Warner Bros touched off some controversy this week when the studio announced that Ben Affleck will be the next Batman.  Below are ten people we would rather see portray the Dark Knight. 10 – Dave Collier 9. Flavor Flav 8. Egon Spangler From Ghostbusters 7. George W. Bush 6. Jason Alexander 5. Grimace 4. Stefan … Continue reading

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