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The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined My Super Bowl Party

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ January 29, 2014 ⋅ 2 Comments

This past Sunday, my wife allowed me to host a Super Bowl Party with the guys. Things were going great, until suddenly the cable signal went out. The guys all started growing anxious and didn’t seem interested in my suggestion that we pass the time by watching some of the ‘Project Runways’ my wife had … Continue reading →

The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined My Dinner Party

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ April 18, 2013 ⋅ 17 Comments

This past weekend, I organized a very stressful event. I was hosting a formal dinner and had invited my boss, my priest, my old college dean, my old Army captain, my old Navy captain, the CEO of Old Navy, My old football coach, my mother-in-law, the mayor of our town and the people at WordPress who decide … Continue reading →

How My Pet Monkey Ruined My Voting Experience

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ November 6, 2012 ⋅ 11 Comments

As I was heading out the door today to perform the great American privilege of voting, I glanced back to notice my pet monkey, Chip Dip. He was on his knees and had a look on his face that seemed to say ‘please, take me with you’ (that or he was looking for something). I was … Continue reading →