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The Old Peach Salesman

As I was walking down the street today, I came upon a farmer on the side of the road selling peaches from a stand. “Sell any peaches today?” I asked, “Not a one,” he sighed, depressed. “You’re in a college town,” I replied. “Let me show you how to move peaches.” I picked up a … Continue reading

Diary of a Mad Ex-President – Chapter 2: Idiots in other countries

Dear Diary, People treat you different when you’re not the president any more.  First of all, they stop askin’ you to sign bills into law.  Secondly, other countries stop takin’ your threats seriously.  And fourthly, people start lookin’ at you funny, and not ‘ha-ha’ funny.  Today a man walked past me in the hardware store … Continue reading

Diary Of A Mad Ex-President

Dear Diary, First, I wanna clear somethin’ up.  I’m gonna call you ‘Di’ from now on.  That’s gonna save a lot of people a lot of time.  It’s gonna save me time writin’ and it’s gonna save our readers time because they won’t have to be readin’ extra letters and tryin’ to anticipate what the … Continue reading

Childhood Memories, Are They Even Real?

Have you ever noticed that the memories from when you were younger seem to be in black and white? One memory in particular that I have is of my next door neighbor, Ted Cleaver.  We used to call him “Beaver” because when he was a kid he was attacked by a Beaver. We used to play … Continue reading

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