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10 Still Relevant Tips On Dating

Now I may have been out of the game for the last decade or so, but I can still offer some great dating advice. I can’t imagine that much has changed since I was last on the scene. Here are some quick tips that you might want to keep in your back pocket, if you … Continue reading

Is That Your Title, Jim?

Everything was going Jim’s way.  He was sitting next to a beautiful woman.  They were on their second drink.  She was laughing at his jokes and making jokes about his laugh. “So, what do you do?” she said, taking a sip of her martini. This was the moment Jim had been waiting for.  The reason … Continue reading

How I may have made things worse for Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez

Recently I was contacted by actress (?) Selena Gomez.  She told me she had planned to write a letter, breaking up with her boyfriend Justin Bieber, but heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities  (Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake).  Gomez asked me if I would write the breakup letter for … Continue reading

The Joys Of Being Married To Me. Chapter 34: The Day After Halloween

“We only had one trick-or-treater last night,” I told Karen, “a little boy dressed as Darth Vader.” “Is that Bev’s kid?” she asked. “No,” I replied, “It’s the bad guy from Star Wars.”

Dave & The Devil

The below story is an excerpt from ‘Sketch Night: 10 Comedy Skits For Teens’ by Tim Kochenderfer, available through Brooklyn Publishers: When he was seventeen years old, Dave would have given anything for just one kiss from Judy Johnson. “Id give anything for just one kiss from Judy Johnson,” Dave would often say to himself. … Continue reading

The Joys Of Being Married To Me: Episode 27 – Travel

Me: Hey, pack some workout clothes for Puerto Rico Karen: Good idea.  Are we running there? Me: No, we’re taking a plane.

When The Moon Hits Your Eye…

I was thinking about the lyrics to the song That’s Amore recently. In particular the part that goes, “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.” It would seem that if the moon hit your eye the world would be in a state of chaos. We’d have extreme tides, worldwide flooding and … Continue reading

Love Note from the Obsessed

We love to unearth amazing discoveries with historical significance to share with our loyal readers from the formation of classic jokes to the true meaning behind actions such as pulling someone’s finger. Well today’s post continues our run of Army of Awesome People found historical items, which is a love letter from 1702. This note … Continue reading

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