“Hey Bob, am I fired?” They were the first words out of my mouth every morning. “No your not fired, how could you be?” He would reply. “And thanks for getting my name right!” Bob had been my best friend for ten years and all he ever wanted was to be the boss of something. … Continue reading
If your boss is drunk by lunch and invites himself on vacation with you to your buddy’s cabin and insists on going no matter what you say, here is some advice. Tell him he can go with you and that you will call him later with the address, but the cell phone service is spotty at … Continue reading
“Hey Bob! Am I fired?” It was the first thing out of his mouth every morning. “No your not fired, and it’s pronounced boss.” I responded every morning, rolling my eyes in frustration. He had been my best friend for ten years and still didn’t remember my name or how to pronounce boss. We had the … Continue reading
If your boss is drunk by lunch and demands to have sunscreen rubbed on his drunken back, don’t laugh at the poor sap that get’s stuck doing it and call him “Lotion Boy”. One day “Lotion Boy” is going to quit and someone will have to take his place.