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Killing Him Kindly

If I were a murderer, I think my weapon of choice would be kindness.  I would find a homeless person and take him to a nice 5 course dinner.  After that, we would go dancing and cap off the night with a handsome cab ride through central park. Soon enough, he would be lying face … Continue reading


When I die, I hope I come back as a tree. A mighty oak tree, that can run and dance and talk and shoot baskets.

Drawing Inspiration From Pirates

In June of 2005, a middle-aged American couple were yachting on the Red Sea when they suddenly found their vessel surrounded by Yemeni pirates. The armed scallywags tried to board the yacht in an attempted takeover. Despite being outgunned and outmanned, the couple managed to drive off their attackers. The ride back to shore, for … Continue reading

Army Of Awesome People Nominated For 3 Awards. Here are 5 other awards we wish we hadn’t won.

Last week, Army Of Awesome People was nominated for three awards, the Versatile Blogger Award, The Very Inspiring Blogger Award and The One Lovely Blog Award. Thank you to readers Jim Chapman , Prarie Godmother and List of X. However, these unfortunately aren’t our first awards. Below are five other awards we wish we hadn’t won:  

Diary Of A Mad Ex-President – Chapter 3: The Jerk I Beat 4 Years Ago

Dear Diary, First of all,China’s definitely not lookin’ for a leader.  Their president seemed insulted when I asked. Second, I found out something horrible and unbelievable today.  I was sittin’ there this morning watchin’ Monday Night Football, when I decided to do somethin’ I hadn’t done in years.  Watch the news. See, I figured they’d … Continue reading

Weekend Reflections: Free Trips To Heaven

On the way home today, I passed by a church with a sign outside that read “Free Trips To Heaven, Details Inside.” Curious, I pulled into the parking lot and walked in. “What about these free trips to Heaven?” I asked the pastor. “Yeah,” The pastor replied, pulled out a gun and shot me.

My Plans for When I’m a Ghost

As someone who is interested in the idea of the supernatural, I wonder why ghosts spend so much time simply scaring people.  And often, this is done in seemingly lazy ways (i.e. walking around loudly in the attic, opening cupboard doors, moving curtains, etc.). Some ghosts may not let you know they are around at all.  Why do they waste time and opportunities … Continue reading

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