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The Pointenator

Yesterday I “accidently” knocked off a bottle of sunscreen lotion from the counter.  The bottle flipped over and the cap of the lotion got caught between the bottom drawer and middle drawer, making the bottle stick out horizontally. I told Sara that it was worth at least 50 points.  Unfortunately she didn’t seem to think so.

Help Me, Help You Avoid Another Catastrophe

I have made a few modifications on my robot, oosevelt.  I fear that I have made him far to big and far to menacing.  With the problems that the two of us have been having, I don’t know if it was a good idea to give him a giant eye that also acts as a … Continue reading

9 Signs Your Cow Is Mad

America’s first case of Mad Cow disease in almost six years was discovered this week in California.  The finding has prompted many people to ask ‘is my cow mad too?’ Here are 9 signs she might be: 9. She didn’t wish you a happy birthday on your Facebook page. 8. Instead of saying ‘moo’ when you walk by, … Continue reading

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