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Running Through The Sprinkler

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ August 17, 2012 ⋅ Leave a comment

As I ran through the sprinkler I felt a sharp pain, like a thousand needles pounding through my skin. Then I realized, it wasnt a sprinkler I ran through, but instead, a plate glass window

7 Little Known Facts

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ June 27, 2012 ⋅ 2 Comments

1. When the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile peels out it, smells like burnt hot dogs 2. Adding the words “for clowns” after the name of any product greatly reduces your ability to market that product. 3. Adding ‘potamus’ to the end of any person’s name generally decreases that person’s credibility 4. When somebody complains that you’ve … Continue reading →

Life Is One Big Game

Posted by Jason Gooley ⋅ April 30, 2012 ⋅ 6 Comments

I’m not sure how many of you know what I do for a living, but I can tell you that it involves taking people to jail. Last night, I was burning the midnight oil when a call came in. There was someone strutting around naked downtown. The suspect was described as a black and white, mustachioed male … Continue reading →