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Studio Rejects My ‘Mama’ Script

As the film ‘Mama’ continues to do well at the box office, I cannot help but wonder ‘what if?’  You see, I was actually asked to adapt the story into a screenplay. Unfortunately, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work.  Below are their notes on my script. p.1 – The film opens in … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Took Part In Our Habitat For Humanity Project

Actor Brad Pitt today stopped by a Habitat For Humanity Project where I was working as part of today’s national day of service. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time … Continue reading

Studio Rejects My ‘Les Miserables’ Script

As the film “Les Miserables”  continues to do well at the box office, I cannot help but look at its success and wonder ‘what if.’ You see, I was actually asked by Universal Pictures to adapt the musical into a screenplay a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work.  Below are their … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Boxing Day Edition

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Is Les Miserables Oscar-Worthy? Storm Could Pose Threat To Holiday Travel … Continue reading

Studio Rejects My ‘Life Of Pi’ Script

As the film ‘Life of Pi’ continues to do well at the box office, I cannot help but look at its success and wonder ‘what if.’ You see, I was actually asked by Fox to adapt the novel into a screenplay. Unfortunately, studio executives were not pleased with what I gave them.  Below are their … Continue reading

Film Review: 9 Confusing Moments In James Bond Skyfall

Over the weekend, I had the chance to catch the new James Bond film ‘Skyfall.’  While the movie promises to be a blockbuster, I found much of it confusing.  Luckily, I was taking notes during the entire film: -It seems odd that James Bond is so out of touch with technology.  When Bond locates a … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Visited My Grocery Store

Movie star Brad Pitt recently stopped into the grocery store as I was shopping one evening. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas station, and at … Continue reading

‘Fight Club’ Rules You May Not Have Heard Of

We all can remember the first couple rules of Fight Club, but it always seemed to me that there had to be more.  Well wouldn’t you know it, I was crawling around in the sewer and I came across an unedited reel of the movie.  Here is a complete list of the rules: Rule 1: … Continue reading

For The Ladies: Top 10 Actors Rejected For The Role Of Christian Grey

Hollywood is set to begin casting the upcoming film ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Based on a book popular with women (I haven’t read it, but I believe it’s some sort of Civil War drama), studios have had trouble finding a male actor to play the character Christian Grey. We managed to get our hands on a list of actors … Continue reading

Film Review: 9 Confusing Moments in ‘Lincoln’

Steven Spielberg’s new film ‘Lincoln is set to hit theaters this November.  The movie is a biographical drama about America’s greatest President and critics believe it will be a box office smash.  I got a chance to catch a sneak peek of this film, however, and I’m not so sure it will do well.  Here … Continue reading

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