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Fun With News Headlines: Volume 20

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more … Continue reading

How I May Have Made Things Worse For Justin Bieber

Over the weekend, I was contacted by Justin Bieber’s people.  They informed me that their client is facing scruitiny from fans for his inability to be punctual/conscious at concerts.  They had heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities in crisis(Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Psy) and asked if … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 14

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Looming … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 13

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Sewage-Laden Triumph … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 5

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment: Butler Takes Down Indiana Obama Mulls New Cabinet Picks Man Arrested … Continue reading

Even More Fun With News Headlines

A couple of weeks ago, I made a discovery that will likely change how news is distributed on the internet.  I found that by replacing the boring images that often accompany news stories, the headlines become much more intriguing.  Here’s this week’s installment by popular demand. And by popular, I mean one person. Netanyahu Closely … Continue reading

Film Review:12 Confusing Moments in ‘Dark Knight Rises’

After much anticipation, The Dark Knight Rises finally hits theaters this coming Friday. Over the weekend, I had the privilege of getting a sneak peek at what will likely be the summer’s biggest blockbuster. Unfortunately, I found much of the film extremely confusing. Luckily, I brought my journal to the theatre and was able to take … Continue reading

The Literal Occurrences Of Myron Clockwork: Myron Has Breakfast

It was just another normal morning for Myron, but he, as always, greeted the day with trepidation. You see, Myron often experiences situations of literal context by others. Myron thought it would be fun this particular day to hop on his Hampton Cruiser and ride to his local International House of Flapjacks to enjoy some … Continue reading

The Super Awkward Time I Met Count Dracula

Some might say there are no such things as vampires, but I’ll never forget my first run-in with one. Jake and I were walking through the woods when a shot rang out. “I wonder what was that?” I stopped cold in my tracks. “It was a gun,” Jake replied. “Yes, obviously it was a gun,” I said … Continue reading

The Zank – A Poem

There it was, caught in the clutches of the dreaded Pirate Long Mustache, The Zank. It had zigged. It had zagged. It had even zugged. But, when The Zank went for a zeg that’s when Long Mustache kicked out his peg leg from behind the rum keg. “Bam. That’s that. You’re mine now Zank,” Long … Continue reading

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