Now I may have been out of the game for the last decade or so, but I can still offer some great dating advice. I can’t imagine that much has changed since I was last on the scene. Here are some quick tips that you might want to keep in your back pocket, if you … Continue reading
Everything was going Jim’s way. He was sitting next to a beautiful woman. They were on their second drink. She was laughing at his jokes and making jokes about his laugh. “So, what do you do?” she said, taking a sip of her martini. This was the moment Jim had been waiting for. The reason … Continue reading
If you’re a bird caller, probably the most frustrating thing is when the girl you’re out with starts talking about her friend Caw and you ask “Caw who?” and the restaurant is suddenly flooded with crows and owls.
It seems like almost every year around Valentine’s Day, I get emails from guys telling me they’ve found a pick-up line they want to use on a girl, but would like my approval first. Last year, I told you about ten pick-up lines that could lead to disaster. Well, this year, I’ve discovered ten more: 1.) … Continue reading
The below story is an excerpt from ‘Sketch Night: 10 Comedy Skits For Teens’ by Tim Kochenderfer, available through Brooklyn Publishers: When he was seventeen years old, Dave would have given anything for just one kiss from Judy Johnson. “Id give anything for just one kiss from Judy Johnson,” Dave would often say to himself. … Continue reading
I’ll never forget my final night at college. I spent it with Marissa, sitting on a blanket underneath the starlight. “I wish these days would never come to an end,” Marissa said, gazing up at the night sky. “I wish you’d shut up and kiss me,” I replied. Marissa did kiss me, but then she … Continue reading
A few years back, I dated a woman who was a huge fan of the Twilight series, for some reason. She had brought a copy of the movie over to my house to watch, despite the fact that I had repeatedly voiced concerns that it would give me nightmares and I wouldn’t be able to … Continue reading