crime

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The Time I Really Offended The Blair Witch

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ October 28, 2013 ⋅ 6 Comments

Perhaps my most terrifying investigation took place as my partner and I were looking into the disappearance of three young filmmakers who went missing while shooting a documentary on the legend of the Blair Witch. After months of no leads, hikers had stumbled upon the trio’s video tape. Its contents were horrifying. “I don’t know how much more … Continue reading →

Who Moved My Zzzzzz?

Posted by Todd Daggett ⋅ August 29, 2013 ⋅ 3 Comments

It had come to my attention that, every morning, someone was replacing my regular bed with a more comfortable bed just before my alarm clock went off. If this were not bad enough, they were also moving time forward 14 minutes, exactly one minute after I pushed the snooze button for 15 more minutes of … Continue reading →

These Cookies Taste Like Donuts

Posted by Jason Gooley ⋅ June 25, 2013 ⋅ 4 Comments

“These cookies taste like doughnuts”. Those were the only words written on the scrap of paper she had clutched in her hand. She lay there in a slinky red dress that was too tight in all the weird places. One would have thought she was sleeping if they didn’t notice the smeared mascara, the knife … Continue reading →