Army Of Awesome People
comedy
The Lonesome Road
The weary traveller had seen many things in his long, long journey but none compared to the sight of that cabin on the hill with an inviting plume of smoke coming from it’s stone chimney. As the traveller approached the front door, he was greeted by an old soul, the owner of the cabin. “Folks call … Continue reading
The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Came To My Halloween Party
Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt and I attended the same Halloween party. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas station, at the beach, … Continue reading
The Halloween Contest
I thought I had this year’s Halloween costume contest in the bag. I went as a modern version of 19th U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes, if he was younger and looked different. I lost, however, to someone dressed as a slutty Shel Silverstein. “Since when did Halloween become less about spooky and more about provocative?” I … Continue reading
Rejected BuzzFeed Quiz Questions
Nothing is more popular on Facebook than those BuzzFeed Quizzes. Thanks to those tests, I now know that if I were in Star Wars, I would be Darth Vader due to my fondness for 90’s alternative music and the color black, or that I would be a German Shepherd had I been a dog due … Continue reading
The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Stopped By The Bar
Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt stopped by the bar where I was enjoying an evening with some friends. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times; first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, … Continue reading
10 Worst Inaccuracies In The Hollywood Movie “Noah”
This weekend, I have watched the movie Noah, and I have enjoyed the movie immensely. The movie was pretty close to the book, but I’ve noticed that the movie studio took quite a few liberties with the story. I did notice a few inconsistencies and disagreements with the original Biblical tale. So, at the risk of giving … Continue reading
A Culinary Review Of Taco Bell’s Waffle Taco
When it comes to fast-food innovation, there seems to be no shortage of ideas at Taco Bell. First, there was the black taco, in which the restaurant took a regular taco and put it in a different colored shell. Then, there was the volcano taco, in which Taco Bell took a regular taco and put … Continue reading
What’s In Your Attic?
I was going about my business today when I noticed blood dripping from my ceiling. I immediately began to freak out thinking that there was a dead body in my attic. I frantically located everyone in my family to make sure that all were accounted for. Finding nobody missing, I told my wife that I … Continue reading
The Day My Pet Monkey Screwed Me Over
I went down to the basement this morning to do a load of laundry, only to find my clothes fresh, clean and neatly folded in a basket near the dryer. Confused, I looked up to see my pet monkey, Chip Dip. The monkey had done the load for me. I was excited about not having … Continue reading
The 9 Biggest Disappointments In The Sixth Rocky Film
With the Oscars last night, now is the perfect time to go back through cinema history and take a look at some of the classics. I decided to begin my journey by watching a film that movie buffs are always shocked to hear I have never seen, the sixth and arguably the best film in the Rocky series, … Continue reading
Brian Croitori
Jason Gooley
Lindsay Tacia
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