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My Idea For The Sequel To ‘Gravity’ – Or – Gravity II – Or Gravity TWO

EXT. SPACE – NIGHT The scene picks up right where GRAVITY (part 1) left off; with George Clooney tumbling, shipless, through space.                                    GEORGE CLOONEY (screaming) Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndra!!!! I’ll get you!!! Whoaaaaaa!!!!!!!                Pull back to reveal George is careening towards a planet. George turns back and notices this.  He begins paddling his arms frantically, as … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Came To My Halloween Party

Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt and I attended the same Halloween party. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas station, at the beach, … Continue reading

Rejected BuzzFeed Quiz Questions

Nothing is more popular on Facebook than those BuzzFeed Quizzes.  Thanks to those tests, I now know that if I were in Star Wars, I would be Darth Vader due to my fondness for 90’s alternative music and the color black, or that I would be a German Shepherd had I been a dog due … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Stopped By The Bar

Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt stopped by the bar where I was enjoying an evening with some friends. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times; first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, … Continue reading

Studio Executives Reject My ‘The Smurfs 2’ Script

With the film ‘The Smurfs 2′ doing well in theaters all across the nation, I cannot help but feel a little bittersweet. You see, I made a push to write the second installment of this franchise. Unfortunately, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work, as you can see from their notes outlining their … Continue reading

How I May Have Made Things Worse For Kanye West

Over the weekend, I was contacted by Kanye West’s people.  They informed me that their client is under investigation for assaulting a photographer. They had heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities in crisis(Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Psy) and asked if I might write a letter on his behalf, … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Stopped By The Pizza Place

Actor Brad Pitt over the weekend stopped by the pizza place where I had stopped for a slice. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at … Continue reading

How I May Have, Once Again, Made Things Worse For Justin Bieber

Over the weekend, I was contacted by Justin Bieber’s people.  They informed me that their client is under investigation for reckless driving after speeding through his neighborhood during memorial day. They had heard that I moonlight as a ghostwriter for celebrities in crisis(Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Nicki Minaj ,Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Psy) and asked … Continue reading

Studio Rejects My Hangover 3 Script

With the film ‘Hangover Part III’ doing well in theaters all across the nation, I cannot help but feel a little bittersweet. You see, I was originally asked to write this third installment of the franchise. Unfortunately, studio executives were anything but pleased with my work, as you can see from their notes outlining their … Continue reading

Fun With News Headlines – Volume 19

If you follow this site at all, you know about the discovery I’ve made that just may change the face of journalism forever.  I’ve found that by changing the photos that accompany news headlines, the stories become much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much,much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more intriguing.  … Continue reading

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