I was at one of those party supply stores when a most peculiar thing happened. I had to get to some paper plates. They happened to be right in front of what I presumed to be a sales clerk who was stocking the shelves. I kind of made my way over there making it apparent … Continue reading
As Army of Awesome People’s Lindsay Tacia rightly points out, most ghosts spend the afterlife, haunting people in boring, lazy and cliched manners (see My Plans For When I’m A Ghost, More Plans For When I’m A Ghost). One must put some effort into one’s ghostly abilities and I agree. However, I began to think, what if I … Continue reading
If you’re a gold prospector, probably the most frustrating thing is when you run all the way down a mountain side after hearing a fellow prospector shout “GOLD! A ha ha ha ha ha ha!” only to learn you had just caught the tail end of a joke in which the punchline was ‘gold.’
“Hey Bob, am I fired?” They were the first words out of my mouth every morning. “No your not fired, how could you be?” He would reply. “And thanks for getting my name right!” Bob had been my best friend for ten years and all he ever wanted was to be the boss of something. … Continue reading
Finding a job in this tough economy can be difficult and frustrating. Unfortunately, some employers are using the recession as an opportunity to pull heartless pranks. I learned this lesson during a recent interview I had with a Mister Armstrong at the rocking chair factory. I was as nervous as could be, but tried to … Continue reading