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10 Worst Inaccuracies In The Hollywood Movie “Noah”
This weekend, I have watched the movie Noah, and I have enjoyed the movie immensely. The movie was pretty close to the book, but I’ve noticed that the movie studio took quite a few liberties with the story. I did notice a few inconsistencies and disagreements with the original Biblical tale. So, at the risk of giving … Continue reading
A Culinary Review Of Taco Bell’s Waffle Taco
When it comes to fast-food innovation, there seems to be no shortage of ideas at Taco Bell. First, there was the black taco, in which the restaurant took a regular taco and put it in a different colored shell. Then, there was the volcano taco, in which Taco Bell took a regular taco and put … Continue reading
My thoughts on Thunder
When I was a kid, I always thought that thunder was actually God moving around his furniture and lightning was static electricity from God dragging his feet on his carpet. I was like “What the heck God? How much furniture do you have?” and “It probably looked fine right where it was!” Now that I am older … Continue reading
Sometimes I feel like somebody is watching me
Every once in a while I get the feeling that someone is watching me. It is usually when I am not doing anything of interest so I think that whoever is watching me must be really bored. When that happens I try to do something really fun so they don’t lose interest. But it usually doesn’t work because … Continue reading
Recognition
I was very proud to have been invited to a meeting with a few hundred of my coworkers to be recognized for my hard work and dedication after a record sales year in the great company I worked for. Now I am not a big fan of the amount of attention I was about to receive … Continue reading
What’s In Your Attic?
I was going about my business today when I noticed blood dripping from my ceiling. I immediately began to freak out thinking that there was a dead body in my attic. I frantically located everyone in my family to make sure that all were accounted for. Finding nobody missing, I told my wife that I … Continue reading
The Day My Pet Monkey Screwed Me Over
I went down to the basement this morning to do a load of laundry, only to find my clothes fresh, clean and neatly folded in a basket near the dryer. Confused, I looked up to see my pet monkey, Chip Dip. The monkey had done the load for me. I was excited about not having … Continue reading
The 9 Biggest Disappointments In The Sixth Rocky Film
With the Oscars last night, now is the perfect time to go back through cinema history and take a look at some of the classics. I decided to begin my journey by watching a film that movie buffs are always shocked to hear I have never seen, the sixth and arguably the best film in the Rocky series, … Continue reading
The 12 worst historical inaccuracies in Bill O’Reilly’s ‘Killing Lincoln’
Bill O’Reilly is no stranger to controversy, but this time it’s his book that’s under fire. O’Reilly’s best-seller ‘Killing Lincoln’ has been banned from many popular Lincoln attractions, due to what his critics call ‘inaccuracies.’ O’Reilly is defending his work, saying the mistakes are minor and that his enemies are trying to slow his book … Continue reading
The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined My Super Bowl Party
This past Sunday, my wife allowed me to host a Super Bowl Party with the guys. Things were going great, until suddenly the cable signal went out. The guys all started growing anxious and didn’t seem interested in my suggestion that we pass the time by watching some of the ‘Project Runways’ my wife had … Continue reading
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