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A Hero For Everyone

Let’s face it people, the city is in turmoil and Batman isn’t getting any younger.  It is time to find a new superhero to take the reins.  I will be the first to throw my hat into the ring. (I’m gonna need that back, though) Let me begin by telling you about my powers.  I … Continue reading

One Paragraph Essay: The Time I fell Off The Grand Canyon

I will never forget the time that I fell off of the Grand Canyon.  First of all, that morning the coffeemaker malfunctioned and splattered coffee all over my brand new shirt.  Second, on my way to the Grand Canyon, my tire blew out.  And finally, when I did get to the park, prices had gone up … Continue reading

Jason Gooley 1977 – 2014

The world lost one of the most hilarious people to occupy it.  Jason Gooley died yesterday after a 5 year + bout with cancer. Enjoy his fantastic work below: https://armyofawesomepeople.com/author/jtgooley/

The Lonesome Road

The weary traveller had seen many things in his long, long journey but none compared to the sight of that cabin on the hill with an inviting plume of smoke coming from it’s stone chimney. As the traveller approached the front door, he was greeted by an old soul, the owner of the cabin.  “Folks call … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Came To My Halloween Party

Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt and I attended the same Halloween party. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas station, at the beach, … Continue reading

The Halloween Contest

I thought I had this year’s Halloween costume contest in the bag. I went as a modern version of 19th U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes, if he was younger and looked different. I lost, however, to someone dressed as a slutty Shel Silverstein. “Since when did Halloween become less about spooky and more about provocative?” I  … Continue reading

Rejected BuzzFeed Quiz Questions

Nothing is more popular on Facebook than those BuzzFeed Quizzes.  Thanks to those tests, I now know that if I were in Star Wars, I would be Darth Vader due to my fondness for 90’s alternative music and the color black, or that I would be a German Shepherd had I been a dog due … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Stopped By The Bar

Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt stopped by the bar where I was enjoying an evening with some friends. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times; first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, … Continue reading

Top 5 Most Hilarious Letterman Moments – In Honor Of David Letterman’s Retirement

On Thursday, the greatest late night talk show host in television history, David Letterman, announced his retirement.  Here are our top five most hilarious Letterman moments. No particular order here.  They are all hilarious as hell. 5. Letterman works at Taco Bell.  4. The Madonna Interview – The greatest interview ever. 3. The Strong Guy, The Fat Guy, … Continue reading

10 Worst Inaccuracies In The Hollywood Movie “Noah”

This weekend, I have watched the movie Noah, and I have enjoyed the movie immensely. The movie was pretty close to the book, but I’ve noticed that the movie studio took quite a few liberties with the story. I did notice a few inconsistencies and disagreements with the original Biblical tale. So, at the risk of giving … Continue reading

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