Advertisements
//
archives

Todd Daggett

Todd Daggett is a fool. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool as well. That or they are really smart but a very good liar. Either way you should probably take some time to get to know them to be sure and then punch them in the throat for calling Todd Daggett a fool. Nobody does that and gets away with it.
Todd Daggett has written 25 posts for Army Of Awesome People

Memories

Sometimes I will get to thinking about stuff that happened a long time ago and the details are a little foggy so I start filling in the blanks with super cool details. But then at the end of the story my brain runs out of cool stuff and puts in stupid made up details and no … Continue reading

My thoughts on Thunder

When I was a kid, I always thought that thunder was actually God moving around his furniture and lightning was static electricity from God dragging his feet on his carpet. I was like “What the heck God? How much furniture do you have?” and “It probably looked fine right where it was!” Now that I am older … Continue reading

Sometimes I feel like somebody is watching me

Every once in a while I get the feeling that someone is watching me. It is usually when I am not doing anything of interest so I think that whoever is watching me must be really bored. When that happens I try to do something really fun so they don’t lose interest. But it usually doesn’t work because … Continue reading

Recognition

I was very proud to have been invited to a meeting with a few hundred of my coworkers to be recognized for my hard work and dedication after a record sales year in the great company I worked for. Now I am not a big fan of the amount of attention I was about to receive … Continue reading

What’s In Your Attic?

I was going about my business today when I noticed blood dripping from my ceiling. I immediately began to freak out thinking that there was a dead body in my attic. I frantically located everyone in my family to make sure that all were accounted for. Finding nobody missing, I told my wife that I … Continue reading

Who Moved My Zzzzzz?

It had come to my attention that, every morning, someone was replacing my regular bed with a more comfortable bed just before my alarm clock went off. If this were not bad enough, they were also moving time forward 14 minutes, exactly one minute after I pushed the snooze button for 15 more minutes of … Continue reading

My Wife’s Cat’s Idea Of An April Fools Joke

I had fallen asleep in bed the night before April 1st while petting the cat as she was curled up beside me. I was awakened in the morning by a barrage of meowing. I wiped the sleep from my eyes, got out of bed and started for the bathroom. As I neared the bedroom door … Continue reading

That Sounds Made Up

Someone once told me, “You can’t drive forward while looking in the rear view mirror.” “NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!” I yelled and stormed out the nearest door. Once I found my way out of the closet, I set forth on a mission to prove that person wrong. After several unsuccessful attempts I … Continue reading

Rest Area Unrest

I was forty-five minutes into my hour and a half drive to work when my insides presented me with 2 options. 1 – Find a bathroom very quickly and empty their contents in a public restroom of some kind. or 2 – Keep driving and find a place to buy a new pair of pants … Continue reading

Lessons In Office Etiquette Learned The Hard Way – Mostly True Stories From 2007 Office Boy

The other day, a coworker told me that he was about to “drop some knowledge” on me. Never being a fan of having things dropped on me, I got the Hell out of there and fast. The next time I saw my “knowledge dropping” co-worker, he asked why I had run away from him, so … Continue reading

Advertisements

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 4,328 other followers

Divided and/or Conquered

  • 133,659 hits

Tweet The Army

Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.

Categories