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Stickwick Stapers

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Stickwick Stapers has written 234 posts for Army Of Awesome People

The Halloween Contest

I thought I had this year’s Halloween costume contest in the bag. I went as a modern version of 19th U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes, if he was younger and looked different. I lost, however, to someone dressed as a slutty Shel Silverstein. “Since when did Halloween become less about spooky and more about provocative?” I  … Continue reading

Rejected BuzzFeed Quiz Questions

Nothing is more popular on Facebook than those BuzzFeed Quizzes.  Thanks to those tests, I now know that if I were in Star Wars, I would be Darth Vader due to my fondness for 90’s alternative music and the color black, or that I would be a German Shepherd had I been a dog due … Continue reading

The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Stopped By The Bar

Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt stopped by the bar where I was enjoying an evening with some friends. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times; first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, … Continue reading

Top 5 Most Hilarious Letterman Moments – In Honor Of David Letterman’s Retirement

On Thursday, the greatest late night talk show host in television history, David Letterman, announced his retirement.  Here are our top five most hilarious Letterman moments. No particular order here.  They are all hilarious as hell. 5. Letterman works at Taco Bell.  4. The Madonna Interview – The greatest interview ever. 3. The Strong Guy, The Fat Guy, … Continue reading

A Culinary Review Of Taco Bell’s Waffle Taco

When it comes to fast-food innovation, there seems to be no shortage of ideas at Taco Bell.  First, there was the black taco, in which the restaurant took a regular taco and put it in a different colored shell.  Then, there was the volcano taco, in which Taco Bell took a regular taco and put … Continue reading

The Day My Pet Monkey Screwed Me Over

I went down to the basement this morning to do a load of laundry, only to find my clothes fresh, clean and neatly folded in a basket near the dryer. Confused, I looked up to see my pet monkey, Chip Dip. The monkey had done the load for me. I was excited about not having … Continue reading

The 9 Biggest Disappointments In The Sixth Rocky Film

With the Oscars last night, now is the perfect time to go back through cinema history and take a look at some of the classics.  I decided to begin my journey by watching a film that movie buffs are always shocked to hear I have never seen, the sixth and arguably the best film in the Rocky series, … Continue reading

The 12 worst historical inaccuracies in Bill O’Reilly’s ‘Killing Lincoln’

Bill O’Reilly is no stranger to controversy, but this time it’s his book that’s under fire.  O’Reilly’s best-seller ‘Killing Lincoln’ has been banned from many popular Lincoln attractions, due to what his critics call ‘inaccuracies.’  O’Reilly is defending his work, saying the mistakes are minor and that his enemies are trying to slow his book … Continue reading

The Time My Pet Monkey Ruined My Super Bowl Party

This past Sunday, my wife allowed me to host a Super Bowl Party with the guys.  Things were going great, until suddenly the cable signal went out. The guys all started growing anxious and didn’t seem interested in my suggestion that we pass the time by watching some of the ‘Project Runways’ my wife had … Continue reading

The Rejected First Draft Of Target CEO’s Apology Letter

The Target corporation finds itself amid a PR nightmare.110 million of its customers may have had their personal information exposed to thieves due to that security breach.  The company’s new CEO is sending out a letter to customers, assuring them that the company is taking steps to protect them.  Unfortunately, the first draft of the letter didn’t go … Continue reading

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