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8 Signs That Magicians Find You Boring
If you’re like me, you often find yourself locked in conversation with magicians. But, have you ever stopped to ask yourself, is this individual actually interested in what I have to say? More often than not, the answer is no. Here are 7 signs that you are boring a magician: -During your conversation, he disappears … Continue reading
Got Raptured This Week
So like a lot of people, I got raptured this week. Actually, to be honest with you, I didn’t get raptured so much as I grabbed onto the leg of someone I saw getting raptured. Man, that was a long trip up, especially with all of the kicking that guy did. I was pretty banged … Continue reading
8 Other Disappointing Moments In The Game Of Thrones Finale
Game Of Thrones fans everywhere were outraged at the Season 5 Finale death of Jon Snow SPOILER ALERT: Jon Snow dies at the end of the show. While that scene was shocking, there were many other moments in the show I found much more disturbing. – Show’s decision to film this episode in front of … Continue reading
How the tradition of pinching people on St. Patrick’s Day got started
Many people wonder how the tradition of pinching people who don’t wear green on Saint Patrick’s Day got started. For that answer we take you to 9th century Ireland and the streets of Dublin. The law of the land was very loose. People were stealing leprechauns gold, robbing people of their worldly possessions, robbing horses … Continue reading
3 Cakes That Ruined Presidents Day
February 14th, 2005. Just one week until my favorite holiday, President’s Day. I was busy growing my Abraham Lincoln beard and powdering my George Washington wig when the phone rang. Startled, I dropped my wig on the floor. Powder everywhere. “Damn it!” I shouted. I picked up the phone. It was my friend Jeff. “Come over … Continue reading
My Idea For The Sequel To ‘Gravity’ – Or – Gravity II – Or Gravity TWO
EXT. SPACE – NIGHT The scene picks up right where GRAVITY (part 1) left off; with George Clooney tumbling, shipless, through space. GEORGE CLOONEY (screaming) Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnndra!!!! I’ll get you!!! Whoaaaaaa!!!!!!! Pull back to reveal George is careening towards a planet. George turns back and notices this. He begins paddling his arms frantically, as … Continue reading
How My Pet Monkey Ruined New Years
As the new year approaches, I cannot help but think of a fateful New Year’s Eve past, spent by the fireplace with my pet monkey, Chip Dip. For the longest time, we just sat quietly in our respective arm chairs, he in his smoking jacket and I in my robe, privately reflecting on the past, present and future, … Continue reading
One Paragraph Essay: The Time I fell Off The Grand Canyon
I will never forget the time that I fell off of the Grand Canyon. First of all, that morning the coffeemaker malfunctioned and splattered coffee all over my brand new shirt. Second, on my way to the Grand Canyon, my tire blew out. And finally, when I did get to the park, prices had gone up … Continue reading
Jason Gooley 1977 – 2014
The world lost one of the most hilarious people to occupy it. Jason Gooley died yesterday after a 5 year + bout with cancer. Enjoy his fantastic work below: https://armyofawesomepeople.com/author/jtgooley/
The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Came To My Halloween Party
Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt and I attended the same Halloween party. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas station, at the beach, … Continue reading
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