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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com
List of X has written 23 posts for Army Of Awesome People

Few Things You Can Tell About The Truck Driver From The Stickers On His Truck

Anyone who ever spent more than 45 seconds driving, had driven behind a truck. And anyone who drove at least 45 seconds behind a truck, must have noticed a few standard safety decals at the back of the truck. Theoretically, these decals are supposed to promote safety, but sometimes you can also learn something about … Continue reading

10 Ways How Santa Claus’ Life Is Really Difficult

The Army of Awesome People has recently covered the downsides of being Spider-Man, Superman, and Harry Potter, but they are not the only superheroes whose lives aren’t as glamorous as they might seem. Santa Claus is another example. Though he isn’t exactly a superhero, he still possesses powers few of us have, like being able to carry tons of … Continue reading

9 Hit Songs That Just Might Be About Satan

I’ve been listening to the radio on a way to work a lot, and something about many of these songs has been bothering me for a long time. But today, I finally found the answer. It’s because every other song on the radio is about Satan. Don’t believe me? Well, let’s look at some examples.  Just … Continue reading

8 Ways To Make Your Valentine’s Day Fun

A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about the ways to make your funeral fun. If there is ever another day that’s filled with emotion  yet short on fun, it must be Valentine’s Day. “But isn’t Valentine’s Day fun?”, you may ask. Well, face it, it may be a day of celebrating love, or a day … Continue reading

10 Ways How Harry Potter’s Life Is Really Difficult

I have already covered the downside of being Spider-Man and Superman, but they are not the only superheroes whose lives aren’t as glamorous as they might seem. Though Harry Potter isn’t exactly a superhero, he still possesses magical powers few of us have, and he has two main requirements for being a superhero: a cape and parents who died … Continue reading

My Cat Moxy Is A Victim of A Large Scale Main-Stream Media Conspiracy

This is my story. I hope you read it, and when you do, you will stand with me to demand some answers. It had started innocently enough. For years, I had been training my cat Moxy to do something that I have seen no other cat could do: to walk on his hind legs. A … Continue reading

10 Ways How Spider-Man’s Life Is Really Difficult

Everyone knows that Spider-Man has these amazing powers like climbing walls, shooting out sticky strings from his hands, and swing on them from building to building.  But not many of us know how difficult his life really is.  Here are just a few examples: 1)  Spider-Man had to register as a sex offender in New … Continue reading

Film Review: 10 Confusing Moments In The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

This weekend, I’ve decided to take a journey to visit a nearby movie theater and watch the movie “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”. While I have found the movie to be generally entertaining, there were some parts of it which I have found unexpectedly confusing: 1)  Bilbo Baggins decides to write a memoir of his … Continue reading

10 Things I Would Never Do On Facebook (And Neither Should You)

As you know, everyone and their brother and their boss and the boss’ mother have a Facebook account nowadays.  There are almost a billion people on Facebook, posting all kinds of random stuff, and I I think there should be certain limits to what we post there.  While I don’t imagine myself an expert on Facebook … Continue reading

10 Ways How Superman’s Life Is Really Difficult

Everyone knows that Superman has these amazing powers like flying, X-ray vision and superhuman speed.  But not many of us know how difficult his life really is.  Here are just a few examples: 1)  After Superman lands from a flight, he has to clear out dead bugs and small birds from his ears, eyes, and … Continue reading

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