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Jason Gooley

Thank you for your interest in me. Where do I start? Well, I guess I'm made up of about the average amount of cells. Let's see...2 arms, 2 legs...Yeah that sounds like me.
Jason Gooley has written 69 posts for Army Of Awesome People

Student Finds Amount of Stupid Questions “Staggering” in Class He Wants To Get Out Of Soon

I was always told, time and time again, that there are no “stupid” questions.  Well I am sitting here right now hoping against hope to get out of this lecture early, because I have a bunch of stuff I have to do, and the questions will not stop. Sure, I was kind of wondering about … Continue reading

The XXX Summer Olympic Games

I, like any good American, have kept a close eye on the comings and goings of our athletes in this XXX Summer Olympic Games.  I do have to say that I was expecting a little something different. First off, I’m surprised that there are so many clothes being worn.  I guess it is a couple … Continue reading

See You Later, Suckroy! That’s ‘Sucker’ And ‘Troy’ Mixed Together

Well, I (we) have done it!  We sold our house even with the prospect of someone living next to the sniveling Troy.  He tried to undermine us, boy howdy, but we perservered. To the person (people) who did buy our house, Troy is an excellant neighbor.  He is a living, breathing example of a human, … Continue reading

“Hey Bob, am I fired?” A More Comprehensive Review Of A College Landscaping Business Venture

“Hey Bob, am I fired?”  They were the first words out of my mouth every morning. “No your not fired, how could you be?”  He would reply.  “And thanks for getting my name right!” Bob had been my best friend for ten years and all he ever wanted was to be the boss of something. … Continue reading

oosevelt Is Now Fun Size

As you might have guessed, I have again modified my robot, oosevelt.  I felt that it was necessary to knock him down a couple of pegs.  Not only is he now a much more manageable size, but I have given him a little bit of a frown and made his eyebrows kind of slanty so … Continue reading

TV’s Fall Line-up

It appears that the new line-up of television is seeking a new demographic.  Fox will be airing a new reality show that features a semi-famous person riding on a bus with non-famous people.  The first episode features little known actor George Clooney from TV’s “The Facts of Life”.  It features Clooney reading a newspaper for … Continue reading

Vegetable Lasagna

Sara and I have been getting our house ready to sell.  This means a lot of cleaning up and finding things that you haven’t seen in a while. This story takes place during one of those instances.  I was cleaning out my garage when I noticed a structure on the other side of the driveway that I had never been … Continue reading

Keeping Up With The Newer Jones’

I, like many of you, have spent most of my life trying to keep up with the Jones’.  I am proud to report that I have done what was previously thought impossible.  I came up behind Old Man Jones and snuck right past him and his damn family. When I got a good look at the … Continue reading

Troy And oosevelt, Sitting In A Baum

Ah yes, the winds of change.  They are stinky. Take, for instance, the fact that I think Troy and oosevelt are plotting against me.  There is a good possibility that they may be the same person/robot. If I were to put them side by side, the comparisons are astounding.  oosevelt’s shaped like a refrigerator with … Continue reading

A New Buzz Term For All

I am going to institute the new phrase “Robocop 3 you”.  It means, when someone tries to get you all geeked up about something that they think is the most awesome thing ever and it turns out to be a big steamimg pile of poop.  For instance: “I don’t want to Robocop 3 you, but … Continue reading

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