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Brian Croitori

Brian Croitori has written 5 posts for Army Of Awesome People

Top Ten Rejected Apple Products For 2013

The Apple development team has been hard at work trying to develop the next big thing for 2013. Lately though the team’s ideas have become questionable. Some have blamed it on lack of leadership. Some have blamed it on complacency. Army of Awesome People has acquired a list of the top ten rejected products for … Continue reading

Tuesday Test: Should you mess with Texas?

We’ve all heard the old saying ‘Don’t Mess With Texas.’ However, I had yet to meet anyone who had actually tested this warning. So recently, on a trip down south I decided to deliberately mess WITH Texas. This turned out to be a terrible mistake. If you or anyone you know is considering messing with Texas. … Continue reading

10 Confessions of an Elf

On a recent vacation to the Arctic Circle, I became consumed by a vicious snowstorm. Unable to defend against the bitter cold I finally succumbed to the elements. When I came to I awoke in a small room which smelled like gingerbread and nutmeg. Hovering above me were a group of small people with funny … Continue reading

The New Godfather

The Don is approached with a new request. But not without a demand of his own. The New Godfather from Brian Croitori on Vimeo.

Am I Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

I recently made an appearance on the hit show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?’ This turned out  to be a grave mistake. Not only did they out-smart me academically, they also laughed hysterically as I was dismissed off the stage. Demoralized and defeated, I made the decision to get even with the fifth graders. … Continue reading

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