Star Wars & Starbucks Nerds Rejoice!
Just in time for The Rise of Skywalker, the burnt beans baristas have unleashed the new Chewbacca Frappuccino. In order to order, you must speak Shyriiwook, one of three official Wookiee languages. This special cup of caffeine is only available in the Tall variety. These coffee crusaders really went above and beyond with this special drink. It is loaded with mocha cookie crumble, so expect it to be a bit… Chewie!
But wait, there’s more. To keep this roaring Chewbacca beverage authentic, expect mouthfuls of yak hair and mohair – just like what the Walking Carpet’s costume is made of – to be mixed in. So, climb aboard your Millennium Falcon & hyper speed it to your local Starbucks… before it’s too late.
And as Chewbacca would say… RRRAARRWHHGWWR!!!
By: JR Miller, 2019