If you’re like me, you often find yourself locked in conversation with magicians. But, have you ever stopped to ask yourself, is this individual actually interested in what I have to say? More often than not, the answer is no. Here are 7 signs that you are boring a magician:
-During your conversation, he disappears into a puff of smoke and reappears eating ice cream
-An orchestra suddenly appears and gradually plays louder and louder as you’re talking in an effort to wrap you up.
-He interrupts and asks if you would like to saw him in half. You tell him you don’t know magic. He tells you that’s alright.
-He pulls a rabbit out of his hat. The rabbit instantly dies of boredom
-He holds up a deck of cards and tells you to pick one. You pull out a card. It reads ‘Shut The Hell Up.’
-At first it appears as if he’s pulling doves out of his sleeves to impress you. Now, it’s clear he’s just trying to pass the time
-He latest magic trick seems to heavily revolve around trying to move the hour hand on your watch forward
-His web site now lists feigning interest in you as his greatest illusion