If you’re like me, you often find yourself locked in conversation with magicians. But, have you ever stopped to ask yourself, is this individual actually interested in what I have to say? More often than not, the answer is no. Here are 7 signs that you are boring a magician:
-During your conversation, he disappears into a puff of smoke and reappears eating ice cream
-An orchestra suddenly appears and gradually plays louder and louder as you’re talking in an effort to wrap you up.
-He interrupts and asks if you would like to saw him in half. You tell him you don’t know magic. He tells you that’s alright.
-He pulls a rabbit out of his hat. The rabbit instantly dies of boredom
-He holds up a deck of cards and tells you to pick one. You pull out a card. It reads ‘Shut The Hell Up.’
-At first it appears as if he’s pulling doves out of his sleeves to impress you. Now, it’s clear he’s just trying to pass the time
-He latest magic trick seems to heavily revolve around trying to move the hour hand on your watch forward
-His web site now lists feigning interest in you as his greatest illusion
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Yeah , I hate when that happens . You really nailed it .
I love the second sign – I wish I could produce an orchestra to shut some people up 😉
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Useful information, though I deal with kids more than magicians. And there’s normally only one sign that kids find you boring. They say: You’re boring.
I find the best thing to do in that situation is to reply ‘No, you’re boring!’ and then if they reply back ‘no, you’re boring!’ then reply ‘no, you’re boring!’ and then just keep going with it.
Crap. Why didn’t I think of that? Does that mean I’m really boring? Don’t answer that…I’d rather not know.
I counted 8 signs, not 7. Is this some kind of magic trick?