A while back, you may have read that I was seeking a patent for smithereens. While this may be a bold-faced lie, it also might not be.
Now that we have that cleared up…….Happy President’s Eve!!!! While not my favorite holiday, I get paid pretty well to work it. And, on that day alone, they pay me in bills with dead presidents on them. All of the other days I get paid in “life experience”. That doesn’t spend well.
My favorite president is probably that one president featured in the movie “The 5th Element”. Who ever thought someone with such a crazy eye could become president? But, I think “The 5th Element” is a fair representation of the future, and if there is one resounding sentiment to be taken away from that movie it’s “I don’t like this movie”.
In the past, I have spoken of electing robots for president, me for president, or a robotic me….for president. I now see that maybe that idea sounded a little, how you say, crazy. I mean, I’m not even old enough to be president. And I’m not old enough to be a robot.
So, again, I thank you for your votes on this President’s Eve, but I am afraid that you have thrown them all away. I am like a robotic Ralph Nader. You can call me the Ralphinator, sent from the future to protect you from the evil T-1000 by inventing seat belts.