Happy President’s Day Eve

A while back, you may have read that I was seeking a patent for smithereens.  While this may be a bold-faced lie, it also might not be.

Now that we have that cleared up…….Happy President’s Eve!!!!  While not my favorite holiday, I get paid pretty well to work it.  And, on that day alone, they pay me in bills with dead presidents on them.  All of the other days I get paid in “life experience”.  That doesn’t spend well.

My favorite president is probably that one president featured in the movie “The 5th Element”.  Who ever thought someone with such a crazy eye could become president?  But, I think “The 5th Element” is a fair representation of the future, and if there is one resounding sentiment to be taken away from that movie it’s “I don’t like this movie”.

In the past, I have spoken of electing robots for president, me for president, or a robotic me….for president.  I now see that maybe that idea sounded a little, how you say, crazy.  I mean, I’m not even old enough to be president.  And I’m not old enough to be a robot.

So, again, I thank you for your votes on this President’s Eve, but I am afraid that you have thrown them all away.  I am like a robotic Ralph Nader.  You can call me the Ralphinator, sent from the future to protect you from the evil T-1000 by inventing seat belts.

Your welcome.