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3 Cakes That Ruined Presidents Day

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ February 16, 2015 ⋅ 10 Comments

February 14th, 2005. Just one week until my favorite holiday, President’s Day. I was busy growing my Abraham Lincoln beard and powdering my George Washington wig when the phone rang. Startled, I dropped my wig on the floor. Powder everywhere. “Damn it!” I shouted. I picked up the phone. It was my friend Jeff. “Come over … Continue reading →

Happy President’s Day Eve

Posted by Jason Gooley ⋅ February 16, 2015 ⋅ 1 Comment

A while back, you may have read that I was seeking a patent for smithereens. While this may be a bold-faced lie, it also might not be. Now that we have that cleared up…….Happy President’s Eve!!!! While not my favorite holiday, I get paid pretty well to work it. And, on that day alone, they pay … Continue reading →

10 Still Relevant Tips On Dating

Posted by Jason Gooley ⋅ February 14, 2015 ⋅ 6 Comments

Now I may have been out of the game for the last decade or so, but I can still offer some great dating advice. I can’t imagine that much has changed since I was last on the scene. Here are some quick tips that you might want to keep in your back pocket, if you … Continue reading →