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How My Pet Monkey Ruined New Years

As the new year approaches, I cannot help but think of a fateful New Year’s Eve past, spent by the fireplace with my pet monkey, Chip Dip.  For the longest time, we just sat quietly in our respective arm chairs, he in his smoking jacket and I in my robe, privately reflecting on the past, present and future, … Continue reading

A Hero For Everyone

Let’s face it people, the city is in turmoil and Batman isn’t getting any younger.  It is time to find a new superhero to take the reins.  I will be the first to throw my hat into the ring. (I’m gonna need that back, though) Let me begin by telling you about my powers.  I … Continue reading

One Paragraph Essay: The Time I fell Off The Grand Canyon

I will never forget the time that I fell off of the Grand Canyon.  First of all, that morning the coffeemaker malfunctioned and splattered coffee all over my brand new shirt.  Second, on my way to the Grand Canyon, my tire blew out.  And finally, when I did get to the park, prices had gone up … Continue reading

Jason Gooley 1977 – 2014

The world lost one of the most hilarious people to occupy it.  Jason Gooley died yesterday after a 5 year + bout with cancer. Enjoy his fantastic work below: https://armyofawesomepeople.com/author/jtgooley/

The Lonesome Road

The weary traveller had seen many things in his long, long journey but none compared to the sight of that cabin on the hill with an inviting plume of smoke coming from it’s stone chimney. As the traveller approached the front door, he was greeted by an old soul, the owner of the cabin.  “Folks call … Continue reading

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