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The Halloween Contest

I thought I had this year’s Halloween costume contest in the bag. pumpkin

I went as a modern version of 19th U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes, if he was younger and looked different.

I lost, however, to someone dressed as a slutty Shel Silverstein.

“Since when did Halloween become less about spooky and more about provocative?” I  wondered aloud.

“Since when did Halloween become less about the candy and more about the eye candy?” Some woman said.

And with that, I also lost the clever observation contest.

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About Tim Kochenderfer

I'm about yay-high and weigh about yay pounds

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2 thoughts on “The Halloween Contest

  1. Apparently , Rutherford B. Hayes costumes have lost their cache .. Styles change . You will need to keep up .

    Posted by Dan Hennessy | October 27, 2014, 11:05 am
  2. Weird. I went with the slutty Rutherford B. Hayes costume and won our newsroom costume party…

    Posted by Ned's Blog | October 26, 2014, 8:04 pm

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