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The Horrible, Horrible Time Brad Pitt Came To My Halloween Party

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ October 31, 2014 ⋅ 6 Comments

Over the weekend, actor Brad Pitt and I attended the same Halloween party. Being as how I’ve already seen Brad Pitt in person several times, first, when he filmed a movie at my office , again when he worked out at my gym, another time at the coffee shop, at the gas station, at the beach, … Continue reading →

The Halloween Contest

Posted by Stickwick Stapers ⋅ October 26, 2014 ⋅ 2 Comments

I thought I had this year’s Halloween costume contest in the bag. I went as a modern version of 19th U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes, if he was younger and looked different. I lost, however, to someone dressed as a slutty Shel Silverstein. “Since when did Halloween become less about spooky and more about provocative?” I … Continue reading →