When I was a kid, I always thought that thunder was actually God moving around his furniture and lightning was static electricity from God dragging his feet on his carpet. I was like “What the heck God? How much furniture do you have?” and “It probably looked fine right where it was!”
Now that I am older of course I realize that the whole premise of God moving his furniture around is just silly. God can afford to pay somebody to do that.
What if your theory is true.
Then I will avoid eye contact with God when I get to heaven so he doesn’t ask me to help.
ok interesting reaction
This is just silly . You can’t be serious .
Silly….maybe. Serious…maybe
There are no words to describe how bouidaocs this is.
nice
thanks