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My thoughts on Thunder

When I was a kid, I always thought that thunder was actually God moving around his furniture and lightning was static electricity from God dragging his feet on his carpet. I was like “What the heck God? How much furniture do you have?” and “It probably looked fine right where it was!”Thunder Storm

Now that I am older of course I realize that the whole premise of God moving his furniture around is just silly. God can afford to pay somebody to do that.

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About Todd Daggett

Todd Daggett is a fool. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool as well. That or they are really smart but a very good liar. Either way you should probably take some time to get to know them to be sure and then punch them in the throat for calling Todd Daggett a fool. Nobody does that and gets away with it.

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8 thoughts on “My thoughts on Thunder

  1. What if your theory is true.

    Posted by cameronmcdonley | March 25, 2014, 1:30 pm
  2. This is just silly . You can’t be serious .

    Posted by Dan Hennessy | March 25, 2014, 1:28 pm

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