When I was a kid, I always thought that thunder was actually God moving around his furniture and lightning was static electricity from God dragging his feet on his carpet. I was like “What the heck God? How much furniture do you have?” and “It probably looked fine right where it was!”
Now that I am older of course I realize that the whole premise of God moving his furniture around is just silly. God can afford to pay somebody to do that.
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Posted by cameronmcdonley | March 25, 2014, 1:30 pmThen I will avoid eye contact with God when I get to heaven so he doesn’t ask me to help.
Posted by Todd Daggett | March 25, 2014, 4:45 pmok interesting reaction
Posted by cameronmcdonley | March 26, 2014, 1:00 pmThis is just silly . You can’t be serious .
Posted by Dan Hennessy | March 25, 2014, 1:28 pmSilly….maybe. Serious…maybe
Posted by Todd Daggett | March 25, 2014, 4:47 pmThere are no words to describe how bouidaocs this is.
Posted by Meadow | August 26, 2014, 1:01 amnice
Posted by sardarahmed | March 25, 2014, 6:01 amthanks
Posted by Todd Daggett | March 25, 2014, 4:47 pm