Sometimes I feel like somebody is watching me

Every once in a while I get the feeling that someone is watching me. It is usually when I am not doing anything of interest so I think that whoever is watching me must be really bored. When that happens I try to do something really fun so they don’t lose interest. But it usually doesn’t work because the feeling goes away.

Like, the other day I was taking a nap and I woke up and I felt like someone was watching me so I went back to sleep and had a really cool and exciting dream. When I woke up again the feeling was gone so they must not have thought my dream was as cool as I did.

And a couple of weeks ago, I was driving home alone and I got the feeling that someone was watching me so I took the scenic route home. I was pretty sure they would have enjoyed that but as I got about half way home the feeling went away again.

Then there was one time that I was giving a presentation for about 30 people and I got the feeling that someone was watching me so I took off all of my clothes and did the rest of the presentation pretending my butt was doing the talking and that my butt had a British accent. Once again this did not work and the feeling went away. Some people are just hard to please I guess.