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Sometimes I feel like somebody is watching me

Every once in a while I get the feeling that someone is watching me. It is usually when I am not doing anything of interest so I think that whoever is watching me must be really bored. When that happens I try to do something really fun so they don’t lose interest. But it usually doesn’t work because the feeling goes away.watching me

Like, the other day I was taking a nap and I woke up and I felt like someone was watching me so I went back to sleep and had a really cool and exciting dream. When I woke up again the feeling was gone so they must not have thought my dream was as cool as I did.

And a couple of weeks ago, I was driving home alone and I got the feeling that someone was watching me so I took the scenic route home. I was pretty sure they would have enjoyed that but as I got about half way home the feeling went away again.

Then there was one time that I was giving a presentation for about 30 people and I got the feeling that someone was watching me so I took off all of my clothes and did the rest of the presentation pretending my butt was doing the talking and that my butt had a British accent. Once again this did not work and the feeling went away. Some people are just hard to please I guess.

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About Todd Daggett

Todd Daggett is a fool. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool as well. That or they are really smart but a very good liar. Either way you should probably take some time to get to know them to be sure and then punch them in the throat for calling Todd Daggett a fool. Nobody does that and gets away with it.

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2 thoughts on “Sometimes I feel like somebody is watching me

  1. Butt that’s just silly .

    Posted by Dan Hennessy | March 19, 2014, 3:25 pm

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